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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic Monday when he realized there were more children on the playground than he could subdue with flash-bang grenades. “Oh God, send for backup—there’s, like, 30 under […]
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    The Onion’s pivot to actual news is a kind of black comedy in-of-itself

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      This is actual news? Am I gargling onion?

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