Or to Stranger in a Strange Land, at least the very beginning.

When you borrow $1M from the bank, it’s your problem. When you borrow $100M, it’s the bank’s problem.

The staff writers for The Onion are time travelers from the future and they’ve been trying to warn us at every turn of events which lead up to the event that necessitates them to travel back and start writing.

You can’t change my mind about this.

It’s what plants crave.

To be real, the worst part isn’t that we’re joking about it; it’s that it’s already happened:

Betteridge’s Law

In short: No.

One of the best no-noise locations I ever did was in a fully powered-down sailboat in the southern lagoon at Fort Jefferson, Dry Tortugas. Leaky consumer electronics are the worst.

To contrast, I managed to work Indonesia from Alamogordo NM despite being in a residential neighborhood, HVAC capacitors and foreign over-the-horizon-radar (OTHR) be damned. Taught me a lot about being patient and picking out transmissions in the noise.

All my homies use a circular one:

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It puts the blanket in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

Upvoted and acquiesced. You’re damn right.

I argue Fourth Monday is the worst day of the week because it’s only a temptation of Friday.

Tuesday, aka Second Monday.

While it’s no guarantee, it’s true more sometimes than not

Please think of the CEOs—they need a new yacht for when they’ve flown in on their G4 to the Hamptons and their summer yacht is in San Diego.

Same as Idiocracy, and here we are.

I mean, technically it’s a 1 carrot gold ring…

I am making a list of all the places I will spend my $0.42 settlement.

The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present.

—Terminator, 1984

If a company can own a copyright to the Eiffel Tower at night, then individuals ought to be able to own their own image and likeness, and have that encoded as a fundamental right.

Because it, quite unethically, is in the EULA none of us are equipped to read.