Caffeinated_Sloth

First I reduced quality, next I reduced variety, then I reduced quantity. Not sure what to do now. As Jurgis from The Jungle would say, I guess “I will work harder.”

My startup is 2 months away from ASI but we still need $12T seed funding and all of the water in Lake Erie. Pls help.

Amen brother. People who believe Left Behind “theology” will believe literally fucking anything.

THANK YOU. 19th century dispensationalist dumbass innovations are frickin annoying.

Tractor man, stupid dogs, horse people, fast truck, guy who waves, people across the way.

Yeah, I’m rural

I am poor in the US. My family is on Medicaid. Depending on household size, a family qualifies for Medicaid based on household income. Renewal is a pain in the ass. We always get denied initially, then have to fight for reinstatement. It’s scary. I have a kid that depends on medicine to stay alive. I’m working on growing my side business to pull us out of the poorhouse but it’s a dance. I have to time the growth to occur between renewal periods. I could grow enough to get kicked off Medicaid for good but not enough to afford private insurance. So I have to either stay poor or have phenomenal growth in a six-month period. If I fail, I could lose everything and my kid could die. Poverty: 0/5 stars.

In a perfect world, yes, but at least where I live it’s easier to get rid of something by making it expensive and drowning it in red tape and tax code. People love their freedumb.

Simple solution: tax the shit out of short term rental income.

A) this is the western view B) I first read “sin free” as “free to sin” which actually made more sense to me since the biggest assholes I know are highly devoted Christians.

I’d rather my part of the public money go to help an alcoholic neighbor than to subsidize a certain Coastal Elite’s habit of buying golf courses and ballrooms.

He must have read the comments on a Babylon Bee post.

Thanks I couldn’t remember the title.

Great movie!

Hey look on the bright side: at least you still have two weenies to rub together.

That book is awesome. I hope it gains popularity in English.

Hands on hips, nose in the air: “I only speak with people who are calm.”

Too soon.

Don’t count the doctors before the apples hatch.

One 4 cups of cheese, got it.

I attend quite a few meetings where I don’t know what the hell is going on so I just look for opportunities to make jokes.