That’s easy! 1: Coffin 2: Headstone 3: septic tank 4: bad parachute 5: cemetery plot

There’s, uh, a bit of a theme with these though.

Oh come now… there’s a very real chance their parents loved them, and they still became assholes.

People protesting another war, and they feel more aggression is the right answer.

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.