Always copy the neighbors.

If it comes with a Pornhub subscription, I would be for it. “No honey, it’s a VPN subscription”.

You look like you need a dog, IPAWS can help

The City of Austin’s Office of Homeland Security & Emergency Management (Austin HSEM) successfully tested the City’s alerting authority in the Integrated Public Alert and Warning System (IPAWS) on Monday afternoon.

Just to let you know, I’ve seen boobies and they have blue feet.

Gotta mow the grass before it gets hot!

A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

What sounds like glass cracking?

I really want to go inland, but then I’d be a Baygull.

Maybe an Owl carried the coconut here.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

But they smell like up dog.

I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.

I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.

Your funeral…

I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.

Oh really. I was prepared for $500+…over

I have a small amount of excess money and a love for technology. Plus the cool license plates

Yep. That sounds like teams.