And The Expanse.

I hope this stupid phrase dies in the coming year. It’s about time.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

But what about 4 folds? 5? 6! Why stop there! 7-minute abs!

Also AI will fake all your pictures and you can gloat that it’s “better.” Fuck Samsung.

Before you downvote, consider this shit.

I’ve made an effort to learn just so I can better understand these dumb fucking European insults.

It’s the same as a dumb American going to France to complain about the French language.

Whoosh. Calm down, old man.

You’re not old. He’s just a dumb kid.

All that great writing and you chose to use acronyms instead of spelling the words.

This guy picks up poles. Tsk tsk.

Obnoxious assholes, that’s the problem.

If you share the road with a BMW you’re in the race now, boyo.

The man who stared at the goat.

my grandma’s bath tube

Your grandma bathed in a tube?

Hey, buddy.

Lmao. That’ll stop em.

Becky.

It’s shitty because you don’t need it?

Nah. You.

Do the same to the iPad. Jailbreak it. You’re comparing an apple to an orange in your scenario.