I have to be up in 3 hours 😮‍💨

Nah, the background isn’t visible at all times. Need one of those desktop strippers that would walk-in over the system tray and start dancing naked in the corner of your screen.

I remember reading something similar to that a while back. The tldr was basically that as annoying as it may be when you’re walking your dog for them to keep stopping to smell things you should consider that it’s a different experience for them than for us. Now when my dog is deep into a sniff I let her take as long as she likes. I like to imaging that it would be like if I saw a great movie preview, sat down to watch it, and then half way through someone comes and yoinks me out of the room.

Sometimes it’s fun, when you know it’s spam, to answer it while it’s ringing (which may let the operator know ‘hey, they answered, start talking’) and quickly hit Speaker and Mute and enjoy 5-10 sec of them being confused when they hear silence back.

It was always fun to be driving down the highway and suddenly picking up somebody’s stream, then annoying when you realize you’re in traffic with them and now they’ve hijacked the station you were listening to

What’s next? Am I going to find out my AI girlfriend is actually a real woman? Smh my head, can’t trust anything these days

Add “cooked.wiki/“ in front of any recipe url to preserve your sanity

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“idclip” for Doom

“pot of gold” for Warcraft 1

Oh and of course, how could I forget “how do you turn this on” (x20 usually) for Age of Empires II

“OnlyFans has a moderation problem and can’t properly prevent CSAM and sex trafficking on its platform”

“Well, it’s clearly the credit card companies fault”

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Nice

So many good one liners. “Don’t disturbed my friend, he’s dead tired”. And let’s not forget that sick gearing up montage 👌🏻

I made this prediction before kind of joking, but I feel like it could still end up this way, where in the near future we’ll all be installing a FOSS AI after a fresh install whose sole job is to target the corpo AI’s on our local machines and continuously cripple them.

Hi, Ted!

“YOU’RE BALD!” 🗣️

I feel like one day the common practice to combat Microsoft’s enshittification of Windows (besides dropping it altogether) will stop being “download this program and disable all the garbage with registry edits A-Z” to “download this fighting AI that will be in a constant battle with Microsoft’s AI to try and stop it from spying on you”.

What service do you recommend for writing formulas? I’m perfectly capable of writing my own, but I’m just so lazy now.

Thank you 🙏🏻 this is a great ELI5 for my smooth brain!