Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us

How do you eat and poop?

But on the other hand, it’s really polite about me knowing nothing about anything, so I think we should invest all the money on Earth into it.

It must be a difficult life where everything you choose has to be fucked.

The Genius Bar are much more violent these days.

Ok I’ll do 70 hour weeks as long as it promises I am also a billionaire by retirement. So that’ll be a salary of 21 million a year please.

Honestly, I would prefer him just to have the $1 trillion. I’ve still got some self respect

Unbelievable quote for a Tesla shareholder…

You can be whatever age you want online.

Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

Considering these recent developments, perhaps GapeAI

TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

The real question is: how did the receptionist file the ticket?

The antichrist was regulation all along.

The “AI” can have all the fun doing my creative hobbies and I’ll go do something it can’t, like working overtime in the mines.

Once again, Sweden’s good PR helps them dodge a shot.

Technically you could use any beans for your coffee. The purists might not agree with the name, but be as free as you want to be.

That’s what you think, I suck the water straight out of green bean pods while still on the vine. Can’t get fresher than that…

Ah but a bailout package is different. That’s a display of powerful capitalism. A private company so powerful it can’t be allowed to fail and a government so strong it won’t allow it to fail.