MAGA = Make Americans Gormless Assholes

Freedom fries.

The war industry won.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

Yep. His website rathergood.com has heaps of stuff, but a lot of the older stuff no longer runs because it was Flash based.

https://rathergood.com/

Dr Dre Beats?

As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.

Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…

Double secret probation!

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Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

No fucken way cunt!

Don’t forget muskrat’s own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.

That’s some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.

I’m thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.

He’s old and tired.

If/when that happens, its still better than giving twitter any traffic.