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tf is The Onion doing posting NotTheOnion material?

Well, shit. Got 2 tebibytes to transfer, guess I’d better start now, hey?

Haven’t heard that shit in at least two decades.

Somewhere between the sixth algorithmic outrage of the morning and the ninth “you’ll-never-believe-this” clip of the afternoon, people forgot how to do the slow, unprofitable work of letting someone else’s words actually hit their bloodstream.

This is where I popped smoke for an evac. I know this writing style, have seen it before countless times on countless other blogs, and it’s trying too hard to be edgy and angry. There’s most certainly a demographic for this, and author is definitely writing to that demographic, and I’m not it.

cmd+space iTe-

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That’ll do for now, I reckon.