I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline


Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.
Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???
And then it’s too clean!
Replying to my own comment to say just listen to either of the song intros and try to be in a bad mood. Especially down under which was why it was my iHome alarm song waddup y2k


With a robot beep It dialed one one ooh With a final screech It dialed one one ooh One one oh!
If you go through a breakup and have a band you loved while you were together and don’t wanna lose just keep fucking listening to it! Especially the stuff that you know is just situational gonna associate with that time/vibe in your life. Music can be such a time capsule much like scent is and the only way to keep it from being tied to a relationship/time period/whatever negative that may cling to it is to just keep exposing yourself to it past that point.
There are two songs I used as an alarm when I was in school and never regretted
I just woke up in a good mood! Helps it was school and not a job
I mean… that’s how if feels to go outside what you gonna do? Stop climate change? A nap is much more appealing…


Fucking hell all the dispotian AI taking over ruling the world shit and no one predicted the much more boring version: a company unleashing a half-assed AI to make their stupid services more profitable and steal all your data and rights to make it happen.
Does anyone know what special this is from?
Omg Marge is hot without a perm


Is this… not an article and just a meme ?
It’s funny cuz it’s woke
In this case the article is all about multiple people who faced suicidal ideation. Who they themselves attribute to all this doge bs. It isn’t just job loss, or the fear and stress of it, but the job itself as well. The article covers multiple industries and sources. It is a fantastic article so I urge you to read it
Read the damn article
Perhaps you’re thinking of John Birch Society? You have me curious now


The difference is this is tracking and targeting minors.
And just because it is the status quo does not mean the general public is aware of it or the actual extent. It needs to be spelled out to them how and why.
Honestly I find it hard to believe any teens are on Facebook now, maybe IG is still cool? Nothing like before. Idk I don’t think teens are on those platforms really


Ignored? Yeah I suppose so, but they sure as shit used the data for their own gain. That team really was the road of good intentions
What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.
I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!
(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )