That’s funny. I laughed. Then quickly remembered my kids are entering the school system soon. Then I thought this was a pretty good idea. Now I’m sad.

Not letting sunlight into classrooms seems cruel to the children.

WinRAR supports compression and extraction of all types. If you have winRAR, you can make a .7z and a .rar and a .zip and .gzip and .iso and a .tar and a…

Hah! I do the same thing!

And a hotdog. Don’t forget the hotdog.

Nowhere to run, it’s all undone.

Everything burns. Everything burns.

I miss the days when I missed school during the summer.

No officer would arrest me once they’ve tasted the greatness that is sushi with melted cheese and ketchup.

You should try it with ketchup.

Driving is not a right, it’s a privilege.

I’m in this picture, and I’m not happy about it.

Idk if that argument still applies thanks to windows 11. They’re making control over your machine more and more restricted and more AI controlled. Really hate the way windows is going.

As a man with 2 young kids, yes. Yes you do. It’s an obligation for you to enjoy the free time as much as you can. I rely on my childless friends to fill me in on what’s happening in the cultured world, because for me my life is nothing but Bluey, Paw Patrol, and Cocomelon.

How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already

Definitely a percentage of duck in there.

Close, Metaphor Refantasio

Oh they shouldn’t have made this article. There’s no need to give him any ideas.

Still can’t use debit cards though.

If anyone catches you, just explain your parents were depraved and totally into that kinda thing, so you’re honoring them in a way they’d appreciate.