Good ol’ Bobby B.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

When I first started playing D&D 30 fucking years ago I used to take my hand drawn maps of Zork to school and use those as dungeon maps for my friends and I to play on in the back of class. Goddamn its been a long time, but I owe A LOT to Zork.

I can see them all, so maybe it’s a federation issue?

I had these. They were pretty gnarly. There are two other flavors, maggot cheese and puffer fish I think. None of them made me think I was missing out by not eating the real thing.

“Finally! I can afford craft supplies!”

I don’t need to turn my butter into a tamagotchi. I can barely take care of myself.

No, it’s just not that funny.

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Mega guillotine I’m voting for you!

I was just about to open the article and see what fucked up excuse they had this time…

After all the shit with LTT do they think GN is gonna go quietly?

V A L V E T I M E

Let it happen when it happens. If you hype it, you’ll just be disappointed when it doesn’t come out when you expect it to.

Write 75% of a book where the only thing that happens is a teenage boy describes his sexual prowess with a faerie goddess using terms like “tongue twister of the five winds” or some such bullshit.

At least Martin has some quality under his belt. Rothfuss wrote 1.25 good books and just shit on his fans.

We truly are in the year of the disposable adult undergarment.

Linux users are entitled children? Perish the thought.

Steam doesn’t have to, you fuckwits. Collectively shouting your beliefs across the world and forcing others to bend to your religion isn’t worth a response. Go fuck yourselves.

If they are dealing in US currency then the wording on the bill says it all. Legal tender for a debts public and private. When they print currency they don’t say, “and this one can’t be used for porn.”

“Do you want the mustache on or off?”

“Off.”

“Too bad.”

At this point, I’d rather have Zaphod.