I swear I blocked this asshole already…

Bubblybubbles, working hard for a few extra rubles today it seems.

Lol, sure Vlad. Whatever you say.

Speaking of Palantir, I’ve decided I’m going to start a company where I convince people to allow me to plug their brains into a machine, where they will then live out their lives in an artificial reality while I use their body heat to power AI data centers. As far as what I’m going to call this company, I don’t want to be too on the nose as to what services the company provides. I think I’ll just call it “The Matrix.” That should be vague enough, don’t you think? Kinda like Palantir. What even is a Palantir? Couldn’t possibly be anything nefarious.

So basically like every war that the US has been involved in since WWII? Amazing how pouring billions of taxpayer dollars into the military can’t overcome our leadership, that is consistently made up of absolute fucking morons who’ve never read a history book.

We’re shaking.

I wonder if getting paid by Russia to be a giant fucking pest on the internet is worth it.

Sputnik…lol.

While I absolutely don’t disagree with you regarding the US doing insane, evil shit, I also think you’re giving this administration WAYYY too much credit. We have never seen incompetence like this in the executive branch. Every move they’ve made since taking office, both foreign and domestic, reeks of desperation and panic, with no plan whatsoever. It is absolute amateurism. So no, I disagree that this is standard operation for the US. It’s much worse.

Some chick in Brazil is about to spill the beans on how many children Trump raped. So don’t be surprised if Tehran gets turned into a glowing glass bowl in a few days. We’ll probably stage a land invasion of Cuba too, just to make sure everyone is completely distracted.

It’s Sunday morning, and the news is here to remind you that this dumb fucking war, started by dumb fucking subhuman trash, is still happening. Yay.

Guys, I think this fucking prick is still alive. And he really wants to use a nuke.

Shut the fuck up, Russia.

Yeah, just a quick question for Israel; what in the actual fucking fuck is wrong with you fuckers?

Womp womp.

This article needs more hashtags. Also, all I saw in the headline was “FIRE CUBAN DOCTORS.” Took me a few more glances to notice the inexplicably smaller print.

Yeah, I bet dads in Iran don’t even check in on their son’s pornhub search history. Fucking heathens.

One day we’ll all look back at this time and remember the heroes who stood up in unison and proclaimed, “WE ARE CONCERNED.” Their concerns and strongly worded letters will echo through history.

What the fuck is this Russian propaganda horseshit doing on my feed?

We are not a serious country.