A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says “why the long face?”

The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”

Evil, since they probably have backdoors into all of those systems. Though I’m not sure why they want a bunch of videos of 16 year olds…

It’s an Altered Spaniel.

I’m guessing all the western companies that have outsourced so much of their IT and dev to India are very much against this monitoring app? Which is why Modi is pulling back?

That sounds like Big Balls from Musk’s Geek Squad.

Operation failed successfully.

What is the humans incentive to help the AI kill itself? As that sounds like a lot of personal risk to the humans.

Have you been in a coma?

Maybe Russia started jamming satellite signals and did this to themselves.

As for “cut russias internet”, I imagine they have a lot of services hosted on their own infrastructure within Russia.

Of course probably a lot of people use western services like social media and e-commerce. Which would piss off a lot of Russian people. So you could have western governments require sanctions on services to reject Russian traffic.

One of the downsides though is there are probably a lot of people who disagree with the regime and want to get info in and out. You push them closer to isolation like North Korea. So called “winning of hearts and minds” might be better served by keeping things open.

But what do I know.

How does it validate that you are a valid driver? Do you enter a PIN or something?

By then they will already own all the property.

Another service that needs to go.

Regular search engines did that 20 years ago, without blowing out the power grid.

They could have just said “Do not feed the ducks.”

No, it’s actually quite easy to verify.

I thought it said duck sicking.

If you’re homeless in a Republican state, jerking off in the library, you get a free bus ride to a democrat state. Then everyone from the Republican state criticizes the state you were sent to for allowing homeless people to jerk off in the library.

You need to finely dice the celery, and carrots, and onions, and put them in a pan with oil and butter.

Do you just throw all these things whole into a Viking cauldron and eat them with a giant trident?

I remember back around 2000 or so, getting some porn mags at a liquor store that came with DVDs. In retrospect I figure it was their way to compete with the internet which was quickly overtaking them. Maybe we will return to those days again. Ah, going backwards.