unalivejoy

Too expensive.

An egg. My kingdom for an egg!

Everything is legal, including:

• falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
• excessive force or police brutality
• coerced confession
• false arrest or imprisonment
• evidence or witness tampering
• unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance

They should’ve stopped at support for utf-8 encoding and unix line endings.

Not the Organ Donors

Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.

Did somebody say gnome?

Mom now has 4 boobs. Send help.

Aim for the balls!

Caskaydia Cove for me. Because “Cascadia” is a reserved font name in Windows for some reason.

Public data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.

“Wow, that’s almost a dollar more than minimum wage! I feel so lucky.”

It means Illinois (the S is silent)

0.25 > 0.3

Americans if they adopted the metric system: “.25kg > .5kg”

Wndrwll

There’s a post every so often on !linux_gaming@lemmy.world

Opinion: Games that have “linux support” but explicitly check for Steam Deck hardware should have a disclaimer on the store page or even have their Steam Deck verified status revoked.

Sometimes I run the update command and there hasn’t been an update since yesterday. I think that’s pretty close.

I am not cake. Please stop stabbing me.