larvyde

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

or use some kind of baffle

Deus Vult

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

Yes, PHP was originally meant to be a template language, like handlebars or thymeleaf, but kept on accumulating features along the way…

do what? barmen?

Yes, I had to at one point charge a macbook with a samsung tablet charger (because I left the mac brick at work). I had to shut down the mac every hour or so to let the battery get some charge in, but both the mac and the samsung plug are still working fine to this day.