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  • mkhopper@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•If you know you know.
    17·
    5 months ago

    “So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”

    “Get out…”

    “No, no, that’s what really happened.”

    “No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”

  • mkhopper@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•Watermelon
    47·
    11 months ago

    Or do this and save a few bucks.
    One day out of the blue, I received a text message, “Dude… I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!”

    No idea who sent it. Wasn’t even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn’t need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

  • mkhopper@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmy, what are some of your "oh shit" work stories?
    362·
    2 years ago

    Strap in friends, because this one is a wild ride.

    I had stepped into the role of team lead of our IS dept with zero training on our HP mainframe system (early 90s).
    The previous team lead wasn’t very well liked and was basically punted out unceremoniously.
    While I was still getting up to speed, we had an upgrade on the schedule to have three new hard drives added to the system.

    These were SCSI drives back then and required a bunch of pre-wiring and configuration before they could be used. Our contact engineer came out the day before installation to do all that work in preparation of coming back the next morning to get the drives online and integrated into the system.

    Back at that time, drives came installed on little metal sleds that fit into the bays.
    The CE came back the next day, shut down the system, did the final installations and powered back up. … Nothing.
    Two of the drives would mount but one wouldn’t. Did some checking on wiring and tried again. Still nothing. Pull the drive sleds out and just reseat them in different positions on the bus. Now the one drive that originally didn’t mount did and the other two didn’t. What the hell… Check the configs again, reboot again and, success. Everything finally came up as planned.

    We had configured the new drives to be a part of the main system volume, so data began migrating to the new devices right away. Because there was so much trouble getting things working, the CE hung around just to make sure everything stayed up and running.

    About an hour later, the system came crashing down hard. The CE says, “Do you smell something burning?” Never a good phrase.
    We pull the new drives out and then completely apart. One drive, the first one that wouldn’t mount, had been installed on the sled a bit too low. Low enough for metal to metal contact, which shorted out the SCSI bus, bringing the system to its knees.

    Fixed that little problem, plug everything back in and … nothing. The drives all mounted fine, but access to the data was completely fucked,
    Whatever… Just scratch the drives and reload from backup, you say.

    That would work…if there were backups. Come to find out that the previous lead hadn’t been making backups in about six months and no one knew. I was still so green at the time that I wasn’t even aware how backups on this machine worked, let alone make any.

    So we have no working system, no good data and no backups. Time to hop a train to Mexico.

    We take the three new drives out of the system and reboot, crossing all fingers that we might get lucky. The OS actually booted, but that was it. The data was hopelessly gone.

    The CE then started working the phone, calling every next-level support contact he had. After a few hours of pulling drives, changing settings, whimpering, plugging in drives, asking various deities for favors, we couldn’t do any more.

    The final possibility was to plug everything back in and let the support team dial in via the emergency 2400 baud support modem.
    For the next 18 hours or so, HP support engineers used debug tools to access the data on the new drives and basically recreate it on the original drives.
    Once they finished, they asked to make a set of backup tapes. This backup took about 12 hours to run. (Three times longer than normal as I found out later.)
    Then we had to scratch the drives and do a reload. This was almost the scariest part because up until that time, there was still blind hope. Wiping the drives meant that we were about to lose everything.
    We scratched the drives, reloaded from the backup and then rebooted.

    Success! Absolute fucking success. The engineers had restored the data perfectly. We could even find the record that happened to be in mid-write when the system went down. Tears were shed and backs were slapped. We then declared the entire HP support team to be literal gods.

    40+ hours were spent in total fixing this problem and much beer was consumed afterwards.

    I spent another five years in that position and we never had another serious incident. And you can be damn sure we had a rock solid backup rotation.

    (Well, there actually was another problem involving a nightly backup and an inconveniently placed, and accidentally pressed, E-stop button, but that story isn’t nearly as exciting.)