A slap on the wrist and a golden parachute at worst.

They take care of their own.

It won’t matter to him. The amount of money he spent could do appreciable good for regular people. For him it’s an “oh well”.

You are deriving joy from his imagined anguish. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I “tee-hee’d”

Fuck yeah

One day you put down your robe and wizard hat for the last time and you won’t even know it.

Cool read. Thanks!

Wild how things are moving.

I mean 6 eyes? Cmon. Whats next, 7? Oh lord. And then what, 8? Urg my gosh!

Depends.

Multiple versions of him have delved too deeply and caused universe incursions. Depends on how deep you follow the character and what you count.

Bro is Kaptain Kernel

That’s what she said?

“It’s wild to me people are still using PHP”

You must be isolated from development if you think PHP is not still everywhere.

Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?

You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.

They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.

All will become X. Like a butthole.

A butthole full of shit.

Over under Trump resigns at two years plus a day. They want JD the puppet to have a potential 10 year roadway.

“He’s stepping down for the good of the nation. What a hero. What a martyr.”

Then they let him rally and tour for his base until he gets bored. Let him wander around and schmooze until the dementia gets deep enough to tuck him away somewhere with a few blonde attendants and his Qatari jet.

Aw beans

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