“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
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I don’t, but if I come across one I’ll let you know!
Much appreciated!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is your idea of a perfect day off?English
5·2 years agoA day by myself with nothing to do.
“I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called ‘Bring back the porn!’”
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Technology@lemmy.world•Reddit introduces a new ad format that looks similar to posts made by users | TechCrunchEnglish
0·2 years agoI don’t visit Reddit much anymore, but isn’t that the way ads have been for awhile over there?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What would you do if your boss was Michael Scott?English
26·2 years agoFrequently stare toward the camera and smirk.
Depending on the reason, maybe a heartfelt story on GoFundMe?
For sure. I’ll subscribe. Thanks!
And yeah, really unsure what you might have done to get banned.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•What if all the motion sensors in restrooms are secretly cameras?English
411·2 years agoI used to think that when I was a kid. I thought it was someone’s job to watch you go to the bathroom, and then flush the toilet for you when you were done…
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•You probably make a stupid face when you pee.English
22·2 years agoJokes on you. I make stupid faces even when I’m not peeing.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmy choose my hate (day 1, letter A)English
2·2 years agoAssholes
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal?English
5·2 years agoFish would absolutely evolve into octopi.
I try to avoid Reddit, but there are definitely niche communities and conversations I miss. I still poke my head into those specific communities at Reddit now and again, but don’t engage in them much anymore.
At the same time, I try to spark those same conversations over here.
No reason we can’t do both!
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do Lemmy users rarely use emoticons?English
3·2 years agoI’ve got ‘em on the iOS app.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?English
292·2 years agoThis guy sciences.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You are now a duck, what do you do first??English
78·2 years agoI’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Any advice for babysitting a toddler for 6 hours-ish?English
301·2 years agoHello. Proud parent of a 2.5 year old and a 6 month old here.
At 13 months, that kid is probably getting the hang of walking. They very well might not stop exploring for the entire time, other than a 1-2 hour nap or bedtime depending on what time you’re babysitting.
Ask the parents about nap/bedtime schedule, feeding schedule (they are likely still on a mix of bottle/milk plus food, though, maybe not), and if screen time is allowed. I’d imagine they’ll give you all that info without you having to ask, but you never know.
The key is to be aware. At 13 months, they might try to get into every drawer, cabinet, dog bowl, garbage bin, etc. they can find. They will also head straight toward any stairs you might have. Don’t let that kid out of your sight. Other than constantly trying to seek out danger, it shouldn’t be all bad.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How far can Lemmy support nested comments? Let's find outEnglish
21·2 years agoTest





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