Spykee

Aawww, your pookie bear isn’t sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?

Petrichor is available as perfumes. Spray it where you fancy and bob’s your uncle.
For your mango kink, go test Wanted By Night By Azzaro. To me, it smells like mango leaves/mango seed, ymmv.

So you are a butt guy.
Nice!!!

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/

Counter strike.
Any version of it.
Fucking meaningless piece of work.
I mean, it’s a really simple game, but it’s only because of the players’ skills that the game has kept making it one of the most played games of all time.
So, there’s no depth to it. No story. Just a bunch of racially-insensitive idiots shooting at each other.
The CS “2”, is again an iterative. Looks pretty, got new maps and shit and a truck load of gambling-training transactions.
I cannot see the reasons why such a stupid game can keep players coming back to it. Been doing my “research” since I sprouted wispy beard, I can now tell how cold the weather would get just from the pain in my knees, so don’t even think about coming at me, I’ll knife you with my Karambit before you even load, punk!
All hail our Lord and saviour, father Gabe!

So you are into pegging. We know brah!
It’s tots normal my man. We all are, we all love it. You were just living under a rock.
Good thing your woman has patience.
Happy for you and your dom gurl!

…that I am a major fuck-up!
Seriously, had I had even an iota of inclination, I would not have done things that have landed me where I am today.
I could’ve moved to a small town, sold ice-cream from a dinky little shop and lived a peaceful life. But my totally not supportive brain kept talking to me to pursue the ultra-pro-max-difficult things like science and research! I cry everyday.
Fuck you brain! I wish you the worst.

No wonder he is so full of shit all the time!
Dude needs to be dicked down hard till post nut clarity smacks him in the face so hard he begins to realise he is supposed to be human.
I aint volunteering. Maybe some apple fan boi will do the deed.

#justice for pillows

hmu

Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.

I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
.
.
Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.

Finally!
Some proper representation!

Roku can suck it.

It is, and always has been a colloid.

Niiiiice!

Nah brah.
One lemmy account is good.
Maybe you is not logged in, maybe you is not visiting a lemmy instance or maybe you is not you at that moment.
Eat a snicker.

…funk
soul
brother.

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Hodor hodor.

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