It is so great absolutely NEVER running into someone from high school.

I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest ‘homely’ model instead of the sexy French maidbot.

Hank Hill

Human (and animal) blood and eggs can also both be used in place of Styrofoam to gelify fuel for molotovs.

Starring Jack Black

We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.

I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.

Afternoon Delight

I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.

In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.

My favorite is Incel Camino.

As an Oregonian no they cannot. I will not lose some of the most beautiful parts of my state to those scumbags. Greater Idaho will happen over my fucking corpse. I can’t fight for every part of the country but that is literally the hill I will die on if it comes to it.

I am a winemaker in the Pacific Northwest. I sample wines a lot throughout the day but mostly I spit, I still catch a bit of a buzz sometimes though. Sometimes during harvest when we’re working long days outside I’ll have a beer or two. We celebrate the start and end of harvest with champagne. When I work wine tasting events I look forward to trying wines from other local wineries, I usually have a fair number of tastes throughout the event. I think I actually drink more at work than I do at home.

My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.

I’m more interested in what you’re doing with your step dads shit.

If Heck is full of people who don’t like HOA’s it’s probably not that bad.

I forget if it was on the day or day after, but while the events of 9/11 were unfolding or coming to light I had a social studies teacher claim the plane that crashed in the field was an attack on our agriculture.

Clear projection here.