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minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 month agoI do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoWhat do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
minus-squareMalix@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoYou’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
minus-squareDragonOracleIX@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·30 days agoYou are going to have to pry CachyOS out of my cold dead hands then.
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoHow did you know? Did we meet?
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhat if you come back and they have a macbook?
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.
I do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
Guess we all need a hobby.
What do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
You’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
You are going to have to pry CachyOS out of my cold dead hands then.
How did you know? Did we meet?
What if you come back and they have a macbook?
I would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.