It’s still Gulf of Mexico, it’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still Department of Defense, and it’s still slop.
It’s always been the department of oligarchy.
Trump should keep going.
He should raname the Atlantic, the American Ocean…
Rename the moon Trump. Not Trumpworld, just Trump
Antarctica is now Cold America. We can’t expect Trump or MAGA to comprehend America Australis
Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense. Greenland is now Green America even though it’s famously not Green at all, but glacial white.
I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets. I want to see them shouting to the world how Trump is absolutely the best-dressed emperor in the world.
I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets.
They will, yes.
Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense.
It is the Canadian part of North America, so from that point of view it’s not technically wrong.
Tha arctic could be called “Trump ice”
Greenland is getting more green and Antarctica is getting less cold.
Greenland’s is probably the only type of greening he gets behind
nottheonion is leaking again…
well the orange is leaking, rotting onion smell.
The already bullshit concept of an “AI” super intelligence had a definition. This renaming is completely nonsensical and nullifies the original meaning.
Dumbass thinks a rebrand is going to help.
he would name it trumplandia, or trumpoline.
Trumpbopaline!
“Stable genius” would be more apt because the exponential benchmark growth period appears to be over and the term has an ironic meaning from Trump’s own usage that very much applies to LLMs.
Why not rename tap water to “gazoline”?
yeah, i figure most westerners didn’t learn about what we did to both China and Japan from 1800 - 1930 (approximately). i learned it in elementary school, but i think “leadership” seriously dumbed things down since 1982.
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
Stop it. Don’t give him this idea. He’ll actually do that.
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
- Hallucinates weapons of mass destruction and
- targets children at school.
American intelligence, indeed.
I was unironically expecting him to try to change the acronym to just that
That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I’m sorry.
Hahahahaha this is perfect I love you.
File this under dumb shit the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the united states says…
file cabinet’s full, boss
Hahahaha so true, may need to build one of them fancy new data centers I keep hearing about 😉
we’re calling them “america centers” now actshually
This just in…all data centers to be renamed to “super america centers” parking is not free and will require you to download an app and show proof that you have completed your mandatory communism training.
Oh man that’s fucking hot I’d file so much shit in that.
Kind of impressive in this day and age to make me think “this is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long while”
There are so many many many things, maybe its a good thing the press pool isn’t covering every little idiotic phrase he lets out in the short term.
One could argue there are 77 million dumber motherfuckers
And counting…
Redundant much?
It is isn’t, but sometimes emphasis matters 😂
Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.
New Super Intelligence & Knuckles feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode Happy Home Designer Ultimate Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Plus Ultra XL Pro Max The New Challengers Fun At Home Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Unrated DX Director’s Cut 2 Battle.
…Tokyo Drift
Is that better than Super Ultra Intelligence II’ X Turbo Hyper Fighting Plus Extra Special Champion Edition Revival: The World Warrior New Challengers Tournament Battle Grand Master Challenge?
*Pro & Pro Max… Ftfy
Pro Max for mobile intelligence; Ultra for desktop intelligence.
Pro is for mobile. Pro Max for tablet.
Limited Edition or Extreme…
Seriously. Can’t we call it American Intelligence? Wouldn’t even need to change the acronym.
And the implication wouldn’t change much either!
That it’s dumb as shit?
Not a bad idea…hey wait a minute
That’s an oxymoron don’t you think. How about “Almost Inteligent”.
What’s the difference? 😂
Given how eager he is to slap America on everything you’d think that would have been obvious, honestly.
but Trump Intelligence has a certain irony to it.
I’m waiting for Intelligence 64.
Government already operates on IQ 64
American Super Intelligence 64 Switch U & Knuckles.
Microsoft Superintelligence 365
After 6 months it is renamed to Microsoft Office Copilot Azure Copilot One,
(new)
Throw “Power” in there too somewhere. Between Point, Automate, Apps, BI and Platform, I think it deserves a spot in their “favourite product name parts” list.
Haha, my exact reaction.
Good movie BTW!
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Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.
in response (To the AI): what was your first clue?
