I don’t want to spend time with my kids. That’s why I didn’t have any.
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Funny story. My cousin’s parent were super christian religious. The sect where they “speak in tongues”. Anyway, they would play bible readings on tape to him at bedtime. One night, they started the tape and left the room. Some time later they heard him screaming from Hus room. Of course they came running in and found him in tears, utterly panicked. The stereo had eaten the tape or died (I don’t remember), and he thought that god had died.
So yeah. Should be good.
Poor child. Having to go though all that shit
He actually managed to turn out pretty cool.
My grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.
As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here
Please switch me to a different multiverse without Trump or AI
Fuck that, hop in and help out. Many of us are reversing this shit already and the more people doing that the better it gets. That goes for everyone else reading this that has not joined up yet too.
Want a better multiverse and life? Then work together and do. We will win against all this shit. Together. Work together locally, statewide, nationally, and internationally
I empathise with that, I really do. Our govt (Oz) have introduced an office of AI and relatively strict restrictions on data centres.
The cynic in me says SkyNet is already here and we’re just sitting ducks.
It is my hope that one night I’ll take a rip of DMT, and when I come down, I’ll have leapt to a better timeline.
Or in other words, hoping that the next leap would be the leap home.
Al says that Ziggy says I’ve got a 0.23% chance each time. So 🤞
maybe we get lucky and some dumbass trumplican starts doing everything AI tells him to do… and then AI decides that Trump needs to die.
Probably the opposite. He’s been supported by Twitter and Facebook
Unable to comply: Switching to a universe where the subject is deceased results in an out of scope error in execution handling.
You have been assigned the only timeline where you are still conscious and alive to make this request.
Due to privacy reasons, support cannot specify the precise conditions of termination in other timelines.
It was considered unethical when Harlow did it to monkeys, but I guess it must be fine when parents do it to their own children, regardless of the ensuing panic disorders… 🤷
His spouse reasonably complained that an audiobook wouldn’t be in his voice. But Sng wasn’t to be outdone in the zero-effort-parenting department.
“I can train a voice model,” he countered, before addressing his readers: “Parenting hits different when you work in AI.”
Sometimes I feel bad about myself, but at least I don’t say stuff like this.
Honestly, ai-people might just fully replace reality TV in the “well, at least im not that guy”-department
Me, scrolling back up to check which community this is: hey, this isn’t the onion sub"
“Don’t want to chew and digest your food? Buy a blender and a garbage can!”
Ahh the Cinco Food Tube
Currently a joke, potentially the future.
This!
Ergo, the future’s a joke.
Dystopian hell
Fucking monster.
But this is what they do to thier kids “baby sitter. Read my child a story! It’s being annoying!”
This is how the ultra rich deal with their kids. They dont understand that this isnt how normal people deal with kds genraly.
This has to be satire
One would think so, however knowing personally a few people deep in the AI rabbit hole… some folks just get oddly broken.
Even if they haven’t shown or spoken of their AI usage, I’m starting to be able to tell when a person has been a heavy conversational user as the way they interact with people just becomes… Unpleasantly off.
He had to make his baby announcement photo about AI agents? Dad of the year, guys.
How much? surely it won’t cost arm and legs to take care your children at home right? right?
