Surprise! The creek is full of blood sucking leeches!
blood sucking leeches versus privacy sucking websites …
Tbh, I prefer websites
There is no unlock origin for real life
Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever
Played in a creek. Didn’t take shoes off. Was awesome, can recommend.
Aesthetics here are chef’s kiss
I love the mosses you have! And that looks like such a refreshing dip
Those shoes are gonna be slippery, wet and soggy the whole way back
Actually not. They quickly dried, took about 5-10 minutes while walking. Sure a little bit slippery at first but somehow that soon turned into even better (sticky) grip.
As long as no socks are involved you’re good.
Socks in sandals is an almost keelhaulable offense.
You just condemned every single German dad to an almost keelhauling
As a German, you have my permission to haul me to Kiel.
NGL I’d prefer that to Netflix
Also I prefer the flowers to the pistol.
Exactly
It feels the right kind of welcoming with the flowers that’s for sure
Have fun. The water isn’t supposed to be that color or smell by the way. Notice nothing lives in that water either. Even Beau miles won’t kayak it. You do you though.
Are you sure the colour isn’t just the reflection of the green in the forest?
Looks pretty normal to me for forest stream. The bed of a slow moving stream is typically gonna be pretty dark color, and there is nothing bright around to reflect off the surface
My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”
He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.
Crick is plenty cromulent, there’s no need for the quotes
I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please
You’re not my “real” dad
Someone dressed like that would never go outside
That is precisely how people spending too long in the creek would look like. “Outside” is not just “urban places”, is it? :|
The big eyes though? Well, about that…
