miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoAnon Gets Capitalizedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11.27Karrow-down17
arrow-up11.26Karrow-down1imageAnon Gets Capitalizedlemmy.dbzer0.commiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 months agoSell the people torches and pitchforks, which they promptly use to stab and char you. As they say, sell them shovels in a gold rush.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoExcept today, it would be a shovel that is designed to break at around 100 uses so that you have to come back to buy a new shovel every few days or so.
minus-square0x0@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoYou rent the shovel and it’s geotagged to your region.
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoNah see, the trick is to first convince the buyers other average people are the enemy. Double the sales, none of the consequences.
Sell the people torches and pitchforks, which they promptly use to stab and char you. As they say, sell them shovels in a gold rush.
Except today, it would be a shovel that is designed to break at around 100 uses so that you have to come back to buy a new shovel every few days or so.
You rent the shovel and it’s geotagged to your region.
Nah see, the trick is to first convince the buyers other average people are the enemy. Double the sales, none of the consequences.