I read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

Eli loves swimming in lakes and rivers. He will lay in a stream and slowly blep up the water. He will, under no circumstances, go into the bath willingly.

Me too!

About time someone put DUMBASS in his place! /s

Have you paid your dues Jack? Yessir the check is in the mail.

Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.

I had a dream you cheated on me and killed the dog, comfort me.

And all of the support ships not pictured here.

I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

“It’s not as magic as it sounds”, he says as my eyes gloss over on the first sentence.

Nobody gives a shit, you’re not doing enough to punish trump for his obvious, literally filmed and recorded crimes.

This is the equivalent of the cops celebrating after bearing peaceful college protesters while pissing their pants and freezing while the uvalde kids were slaughtered and psychologically tortured.

You’re focusing on the non victory and ignoring the failures. Cowards.

I don’t know enough about planetary rings and dinosaurs to dispute it.