Street racers aren’t just criminals, they’re also extremely selfish people who put their “hobby” above the safety and well-being of the general public.

If you want to race a car, go find a track.

My grandpa always used to say, “aging ain’t for whimps.” Never really understood him until more recently as I age.

It’s hard to make a turd look like anything other than the piece of shit it is.

Buddha isn’t a god. He’s a man who obtained enlightenment.

Oh, I don’t like fighting with the knife. I just enjoy poking people with it now and then to see if it produces anger or genuine thought… I should probably find a more productive hobby.

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So, your solution for a corporation underpayying their staff is to offer to do their job for free so corporate can just eliminate the position altogether?

Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.

Great to hear. Last I was there was close to a decade ago, and it looked very similar to my first viewing in the early 90s… there was a significant amount of mountain removed in that time, but visually, it was still very similar.

Why does Trump’s thumb look so flaccid? Is he struggling to get it up firmly in his old age?

Ok, you’re officially right, as in he did not pee on the actual Alamo… he peed on the Alamo Cenotaph Monument, which is the monument to honor those who fell in the battle. I’m not sure that’s any better, and I can understand why the Texans were upset by it.

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Why is no one mentioning that he once peed on the Alamo?.. Does no one remember the Alamo?

Noting like dropping bombs while professing a desire for peace.

Doesn’t look like the shoulder material is physically part of the dress… it’s probably a jacket or shaul.

Shooting nazi testicles in x-ray slow mo is why I keep playing these games.

It’s all a racket here. The cost off the food is typically higher than the restaurants menu price, then there’s an upcharged service fee, separate delivery fee, and tip. So, by the time you’re done, you just paid double for that $12-15 item, and Uber eats is the worst of the bunch.

Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.

Nah, just crank sonar to max, and send endless pings until all the Willie’s are freed from life

I made a resolution about 15 years back to stop making resolutions… only one I’ve ever kept.