It’s pretty good I just wish it had more ads

In my part of the country we give out fried eggs

Lol optimizing! Yeah I guess they eventually fix their bugs sometimes.

Basically they bought 70% of the shares but they aren’t even the good ones.

How do you know when someone is a non-carbon eater? Don’t worry they will tell you.

I thought the wand was supposed to go in. Ohh I’ve been doing it wrong!

The future sucks man

All pills are placebos. It’s all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said “I don’t care, we are in the perfect place to settle it.” In reality it’s because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

At that point you’ve already invested so much of your health and money to get there, a harmless lie to justify it all is fine.

If your dinnertime isn’t before 5 then you just procrastinating

Republicans won’t be happy until they’ve killed every industry. Copyright laws are meaningless now.

Human children are such a disappointment he’s going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.

Brasil is in Brasil America. We are talking about where all the latins live

Dad is like “Sweet beard boyfriend. Know any ZZtop?”

Start saving for next year. By her rate of inflation you will be buying a Caribbean island.

Be the change… Hacking is less brute force and more phishing. Not that hard and ICE is full of brain dead morons.

I used the one of the left for work. I did photography and display ads at the local newspaper. Once a week I went to the local car dealers with the Sony to take side profile shots of their cars. The entire sales staff would drive them by on at a time. I’d do the pre press on my Macintosh. For anything else I still grabbed my Nikon and film.

This random goose was in my neighborhood while my kid and I took a walk today. Needless to say we crossed the street before we got too close.