Buck

Don’t listen to this guy, go see a doctor. It’s probably nothing, but only a doctor can help you get diagnosed.

Even worse if there’s a pube wedged in the outflow pipe exit, splitting your stream into two completely random directions, neither of which being the bowl.

I used to always stand. Once I realized that even with perfect aim, urine droplets will find their way to the floor and walls, I stopped. My toilet never smells like urine now, even if I haven’t cleaned it for a while (which is rare).

The splash always reaches out of the bowl, even if they’re just tiny droplets.

Which drugs, out of curiosity?