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  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlIn case of cyberattack
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    2 years ago

    Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

    Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!






  • Unfortunately I don’t think this is mostly religion. A lot of people are stupid. Sincere question, when was the last time you talked to a normie?

    I chatted with my hairdresser yesterday. She didn’t know:

    • what a DMZ is.
    • who SBF or Elizabeth Holmes are.
    • that there is an anti trust case against Google.
    • the word “query” as in “search query”.

    For Halloween my girlfriend and I are going as SBF and Elizabeth Holmes. She commented that “no one outside [my] little circle is going to know who those people are.” I started to disagree but, in a way, she’s right.

    Don’t get me wrong, she’s wonderful and hilarious and chill af. She’s just a bit dumb. And that’s okay but it’s true.



  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlUBI works too
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    2 years ago

    Okay all you commies get ready for politics 101

    First don’t rely on morals to make your argument. It, unfortunately, does not change capitalist minds.

    Second, frame your argument in capitalist rhetoric. For example you can say, “UBI is important to stimulate the economy by enabling Low-Income-Americans to spend more on essentials.”

    Seriously, not joking, this is how you change people’s minds.