I assume they like the contrast between their skin and their white Audis.
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Codpiece@feddit.ukto
memes@lemmy.world•only in the US. Germany has stupid pebble lawns
241·7 hours agoIn England, orange coloured people put down green plastic lawns.
It’s almost as if they don’t give a flying fuck about you, or your opinions that your parents should have taught you to keep to yourself.

Same for the lightning conductors on churches. Have some damn faith!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•PHP is the English of programming languages
2·3 months agoIn fact, a lot of the mess is concentrated on those little islands.
How very dare you be so right.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•PHP is the English of programming languages
2·3 months agoDoes herb start with an e?
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•PHP is the English of programming languages
2·3 months agoSuch as? We can pronounce “mirror” perfectly well.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•PHP is the English of programming languages
21·3 months agoSorry, when you said English and default I just assumed you were full colonial, and thought you meant simplified English, not British.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•PHP is the English of programming languages
11·3 months agoI think you mean it’s the US English.
As long as the robots don’t have any standards.
I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted
7·3 months agoWell, no metal in there
What have they got against Iron Maiden?
Codpiece@feddit.ukto
Technology@lemmy.world•Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streamingEnglish
253·3 months agoIs this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?
Could still happen in the US during their lifetime. Never give up hope.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it
5·4 months agoGive birth to otters
Growing a smelly tail
Etc
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There are people young enough to not even remember Pokémon Red/Blue who are old enough to be parents now
21·4 months agoThere are parents alive today who weren’t born when 9/11 happened. Or the day after on the 9th December.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If they wanted to do a gender-swapped Doctor Who, without it being the absolute pile of dogshit that is the BBC's current attempt, they should cast Fern Brady
6·4 months agoAs much as I love Fern Brady, she’s not an actress! Although a double-Doctor 70th anniversary with her and Capaldi could be entertaining.
I’ve not once thought gender was ever an issue for the show. Having seen Jodie Whittaker in other things prior to Doctor Who, I was really looking forward to her taking over. Same for Ncuti, and I think they both did well given what they had to work with.
I don’t think the writing was even that bad, except for the odd terrible episode, but all seasons had duffers. Changing too much too soon has affected it badly. It’s strayed too far from the previous family friendly show, possibly thanks to Disney and the need to explain it all to a new audience.
We need a new Matt Smith-esque era.
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The farmers around here apparently make artisanal bread, pheasant pasties and Greek olives.
What’s veg?