Cosmicomical

Wine may be filtered using animal tissue, but many wines are vegan

Must be a common habit among us cosmic people

I often shake a new bottle to let the co2 upfront. I know, I’m a monster.

How many road must a man walk down before you call him a man

The US have been bringing war to the world for decades, and this doesn’t make the parties the same.

In this case the lie has been repeated so much and so loud that entire cities have been designed according to it.

Where have you been this last few years? Do you live on another planet? Are you really so out of touch with reality? I hope at least you have an economic interest in this, because otherwise you are really pathetic.

You are clearly a republican. The two parties are not the same in any way. Republicans at this point are just nazism, Democrats are not the best but not even remotely as evil. It’s not even the same fucking sport.

Anything that is subject to Poe’s law is going to be divisive shit that polarizes people. You are 100% sure it’s satire and your uncle is going to be 100% sure it’s meant to be taken seriously. Everybody laughs at thw counterpart and retreats further in their original opinion.

Ah ok. Nice try of what? I don’t have a horse in this race

The Marvin Gaye comment sounds like you are defending copyright trolling

It’s jee-nom, pronounced while rotating your eyes

No, it’s pronounced Linux

This is actually a good idea

Here I was, asking myself what could be worse than having soup on a first date, and there you come with a brilliant answer: communal mussels

In my native language it sounds exactly the same.

Lol i found it pretty funny overall… “what did we learn?” (Shrugs)

Human having sex with alien is the problem? Have you ever seen any episode of the original Star Trek series? They should have called that series “Captain Kirk does the galaxy”

I’m sorry to say I watched that abomination in a motherflipping cinema

That movie is trash. Bunch of wizards are attacked by red dragons. Their immediate reaction? Fireball!

Everybody knows red dragons are immune to fire, for Tenser’s sake