A snickers can never throb tho

It’s a pyrrhic dicktory

Wow I think I have achieved SOY 😮👉

iambic heptameter ass route

Always knew the moon was a rush job. They din’t want you to see the other side which is all ugly and looks dumb as hell. Fukn moon JFC

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

More like Vladimir Elite Linen

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie