Behold, a man!

So you’re saying the front fell off because a wave hit it?

What about the label for my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate?

archive.is link: https://archive.is/BkPsu

So you can read this dipshit’s idiot writing without giving the New York Times any money for enabling him.

Never have I ever strangled my roommate, poisoned my advisor for suggesting I go into a different branch of physics, and created a weapon that deletes entire metropolitan areas.

Two out of three of those, **at most.

Give the guy a break! At least his students aren’t poisoning each other or anything…

Guess DO saved enough cash from layoffs and offshoring developers to hoover up another company. Nice to see!