I hate it, I’m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that’s only because it didn’t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it’s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I’ll fight you now if you try.
El Barto
I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.
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El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea says Travis King wants refuge from mistreatment, racism in USEnglish
103·2 years agoWell folks, looks like we’ve found the dumbest man alive.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Barbie banned from Algerian cinemas for 'corrupting morals'English
3·2 years agoI was gonna watch it because I enjoy Margot Robbie’s acting, but now I want to watch it to see what these countries are complaining about.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Ron DeSantis Proposes Unprovoked War on MexicoEnglish
7·2 years agoGood luck with that, they’ll see you coming for days.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Ron DeSantis Proposes Unprovoked War on MexicoEnglish
15·2 years agoHaven’t we all thought about starting an unprovoked war with Mexico when we’re bored!?
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•US returns haul of stolen artefacts to ItalyEnglish
5·2 years agoIt’s not stolen if it’s done during war, it’s a prize.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Lebanon, Kuwait Poised to Ban ‘Barbie’ for Promoting HomosexualityEnglish
21·2 years agoBut I can’t kiss my uncle on the lips when we meet if I know homosexuals exist, they make it gay. - some dude in one of these countries.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Iraq bans media usage of words ‘homosexuality,’ ‘gender’: reportsEnglish
14·2 years agoI thought it said Sexual Diva lol, I want to be a Sexual Diva damn it!
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•[Serious] How can a person "rejection-proof" their life?English
11·2 years agoBecome a hermit and don’t interact with people.
People are always going going to give you their opinions, but the best thing about opinions is that they hold no weight in reality, we give these opinions the weight to impact us.
Now, most of those people who were cancled over nothing or what would be minor in comparison to others, they have regained most of what they lost, look at Louis C K, he got cancled, but he’s now back doing what he was doing before.
You’ll never be able to avoid rejection or criticism unless you block yourself off from the world or only surround yourself people who think identical to you, but where’s the fun in that?
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Boy, 6, boasted about shooting Virginia teacher Abigail ZwernerEnglish
72·2 years agoShould of checked Snopes to fact check if it was down lol.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is there a business in your town, which you are 100% sure is a front?English
2·2 years agoLol nah I wish, just some semi crap aussie chicken shop.
I miss when that place was good, nothing beats buying weed and munches from the same place.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are your thoughts on restricting children’s access to pornography online?English
3·2 years agoAs a person who doesn’t have and chooses to not ever have children, it does my head in everytime a government tries to pass laws to stop children getting access to things, instead of making the parents, the people whose job it is to raise the children, take responsibility. I agree tho that router manufacturers should be forced to give easy access to parents to block unwanted sites.
They’re trying to ban vapes in Australia, not because of “health” reasons, but because kids are getting access to them, so instead of making adults accountable, they’re just trying to blanket ban, I’m sick of being punished because shitty parents can’t do their fucking job.
Raise your God damn kids yourself, stop relying on the government to do it for you.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is there a business in your town, which you are 100% sure is a front?English
12·2 years agoThe old pizza place used to be owned by a big drug dealer and you could rig up, order a special topping o. The top and you could get weed over the counter.
Then my local chicken fast food restaurant did the same but you got to go through the drive Thu.
They had to close it down and deep clean because they were selling everything lol.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are your thoughts on bots and people posting only news articles on lemmy?English
24·2 years agoAs long as they mark the accounts as a bot account it doesn’t bother me, if it gets too much I can just turn on the don’t show bot accounts check.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Canada’s Far-Right is Planning a Convoy to Toronto to ‘Save the Children’. It’s Already Spinning Out of Control.English
2·2 years agoYeah kids, stay in school so you know when your drug dealer is ripping you off.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
World News@lemmy.ml•Canada’s Far-Right is Planning a Convoy to Toronto to ‘Save the Children’. It’s Already Spinning Out of Control.English
91·2 years agoNah, they’re fine with meth. Math scares them because they can’t twist it to fit their bigoted beliefs, they’ve tried their little hearts out tho.
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What singer just blows your mind when they sing?English
8·2 years agoThey’re so damn good you can’t believe it’s actually them singing!
El Barto@lzrprt.sbsto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•what does your android / iphone home screen look likeEnglish
1·2 years agodeleted by creator

Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.