I want condo cheese

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Think how different your life would be without all the people who invented and improved upon computers

You doubt mistakes were made in filming Schindler’s List?

I want to know what it’s like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention

MUSK IS A SCHMUCK!!!

Reminds me of The Handmaid’s Tale when suddenly women couldn’t own things or have jobs

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED!!!

Would have been cool if Nikki Haley were the nominee and there would have been a female president no matter what

I don’t believe it would prevent the holocaust though. If it wasn’t him, it would have been someone else.

Just like now, if it wasn’t Trump, the Heritage Foundation would have found another fuck to carry out their bidding. Fascism is a systemic issue.

When an animal is old and dying, you’re expected to euthanize it. When a human is old and dying, you’re expected to keep them alive as long as possible

If Back to the Future we’re remade today, he’d be going back in time to 1995.

I’d like to see a remake of Back to the Future just so we can have a scene where Doc Brown refuses to believe Donald Trump will be president.

My understanding is that a cupcake is made of the same stuff as cake, while a muffin is more like bread

As a Canadian, I’m relieved the conservatives didn’t win the election but I would have rather preferred the NDP win. A lot of people like myself really wanted to vote NDP but voted liberal out of fear of vote-splitting leading to a conservative win. We’ve forsaken the left wing party to stave off the right wing party.

I hope so

NO?

I never forcibly pulled it, I just wiggled it a lot

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