





It’s never too late to follow your dreams!
– tomiant
Unprompted


There was none for me. My shitty marketplace insurance plan even paid for every last dime of it to the tune of over $6,000 (in magical, negotiated, inflated healthcare dollars, that is). I suppose they know as well as anyone how much kids cost.


✂️✂️ Best decision I’ve ever made. To be fair, though, the bar was subterranean, but that also explains the necessity.
If you had someone on both the inside and outside you could gradually steal the exact amount of food that would be missing from inventory and sell it for clean cash.
existential squealing intensifies


Time is a flat circle.
Okay I’m here. What now?



I’d think they would at least need to be self-tapping sheet metal screws but that an impact driver could surely strip the holes just as fast as it threads them.


Would veggie capsules help? That’s what I use for a powdered antibiotic at my vet’s recommendation. I press them into a little ball of canned dog food right in front of my dog’s face and she swallows it whole, then the rest of the can goes back in the fridge. She has no complaints after first experiencing the alternative of me mixing this horribly bitter yellow shit directly into her food.
In this very thread.
Very impressive network latency. Usually when people send messages with these they have to wait weeks for a reply.


That was fast.


It has never even occurred to me that it might not be okay to block ads on connections or devices that I own – or even those that I don’t, for that matter.