Oh noooo, that thing we warned people about when it came out is being misused in exactly the way we warned people it would be misused.

Oh nooooo.

I’m tired grandpa. Too damn many stupid people in this world.

China just over there letting them mfers fuck all their own shit up.

Hunh, good to know.

Head and dick shots only, then.

Thanks.

You can’t be so dense as to think that simple minded hair splitting is actually useful when people are being dragged from their homes at gunpoint by the US Gestapo right now?

Holy shit.

You might as well be a Fed.

Man, that’s a Reddit-pedantic “you forgot PEDMAS” -like response to someone worrying about getting their home raided and asking a simple question.

You’re not fucked. You’re a dick. And being one isn’t “vital” to anything.

The proper tactic for armored assailants is to aim for the groin.

I mean, one to the chest will at least slow them down, but yea, I can get on board with blasting some dicks off. lol

What’s the plan for having your phone at home?

#00 inserts for my pump action wireless hole punch.

Don’t disagree, but I was referring to the boutique hot sauce stuff that can run into the millions of scovilles.

Pure pain with no upside.

Like anything you build up tolerance. Buldak barely registers.

I don’t usually get concerned about the heat unless I’m at a Thai place and I’ve asked for Thai hot.

But I’m not a masochist. I prefer my heat to have flavor.

So you agree that other people are always wrong.

I can’t be friends with people who are always wrong. Some of the times wrong, sure, maybe. If they are funny.

Pretty certain there is always penis residue in European cereal products.

Which may explain some things. I don’t know what things. But some things.

Well that’s weird. Wouldn’t people know this from the ingredient listing?

You’re gonna need to check with a kindergarten teacher. They’re actually trained to answer questions like that.

Look man, I’m trying here. I don’t have all the answers so you’ll have to figure some things out for yourself. Good luck.

::jumps onto sky cycle and flies away::

Six.

Seven if it’s a woodchuck in underpants.

Not if it’s nose is still wet.

But they shouldn’t drive to the vet, just in case.

Depends on how fat your ass is. But anywhere from 3 to 6 feet.

That’s called free balling and no.

Akshually, those are tights, not pants. And those “underpants” are short pants.

"I’m not seeing the ROI on these “teachers”, China.

Have you thought about AI?"

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