The Strip has a bunch of traffic + lots of building lights. I would be curious which outnumbers the other

My check engine light has been flashing for weeks

Fucked it, yes. Knocked it up, no. That was the Zeus

Gonna guess they aren’t experts

I remembered your Diet Dr Kelp, though

I served in the pizza delivery service for nearly ten years 🎖️

Wow, dumb. The last a I had was the 4a, which was notably smaller.

Is there an 8a? Those are usually the smallest model

This? The dot over the i? That broke me.

Satisfactory

Does one peel an avocado? I’ve always used a knife to cut to the core all the way around and pull it apart, then scoop out the flesh.

I would argue the vernacular has shifted enough that when you type something, you’re saying it. No, not by the strictest definition of “say,” but I think we as a society are to the point you said whatever you type online.

No one will let me practice

To be fair, being a mesh design, I would want to pick it up by the pyramid, too.

I’m happy to see I’m not the only one that Google searches like this after a certain level of frustration. “How the fuck do I do the thing and why did they change it in the first place? This is fucking stupid, Google, why can’t you just answer my fucking question, you dumb shit?”

That’s the kind of jokes those shows make; cheap shots and poop jokes.

You need to do more drugs. Or less drugs. Either way, the solution is drugs.

Binding of Isaac

All the free phone calls!

Anything by Hesse is a great read, and fairly short. Demian, Steppenwolf, Journey to the East… It’s all good, all has good themes and messages, all very compelling.