Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

All those online ICE raids?

On an infinite scale a room full of monkeys and a typewriter will write pig poop balls

I’m like Zoolander, I can’t cum left

I’m jealous of how remarkably average you are.

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you’re going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they’re holding fire in their hand.

I used to think it was “limbels”, no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. “I can bench 200 limbels”

It’s improv, most of the “results” might be determined before hand, but getting there is up to the wrestlers, and the audience doesn’t know where the story is meant to go so can stay invested. The damage is fake but the athletics is very much real.

I’ve been busy for one day and this happens. Federation is a hell of a drug.