No they don’t.

The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

Hackers are gonna have a blast with these.

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

That Wii controller had just the right shape too.

Replace Semper Fi with No Homo and you’ve got a deal.

As if joining a men’s only organization - sleep with, shower with, eat every meal with, roll around in the mud with - isn’t the gayest shit ever. Shut it all down and settle your disputes the good old fashion pissing contest way; whoever holds 2L of beer the longest.

The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.

My mans was using Hotmail?

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Thumbs face up, not down.