I’ll second mint.

Fortunately we are the medication 101st Airborne.

My wife is going to Stanford for that next week . Best of luck .

I read sci-fi during the day, listen to literature when I’m falling asleep, and I just bought the first book in a fantasy series.

I know that any task not done immediately will be permanently deleted from my attention span so I hyper focus on getting the entire task done in one go so I can forget about it. My annual review said I am one of the highest producers in the group.

It kills me when I download a simple app to my phone that’s 60 mb. When I was a child we built the world off 1.44 mb floppies. How did we stray so far from God’s light?

Targets.

Keva Lagos from The Last Emperoux by John Scalzi. Brilliant, profane, and aggressively sex positive. She steals the attention from every page she’s on.

Peak iron chef was when they had some kind of rare lobster and one chef boiled ten pounds of them to make stock for a soup. Like $10,000 of lobster for a soup. It was bananas .

My wife was getting trigger point injections for chronic pain. The LPN giving her the injections into her pelvic area was a redheaded knockout. My wife groaned in pain, the nurse leaned in for a better angle, I put my coat on my lap.

I don’t care if he was purple, his message was be kind to each other and we’ve failed to grasp even that simple philosophy.

It’ll also dissolve the plastic . This is terrible advice .

You can buy a big box of alcohol wipes for cheap. They’re great for cleaning small things like earbuds and the case.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

It’s fucking awful and it’s causing our family a lot of misery at the moment.

I dunno, Nixon’s fuckery is downright provincial these days.

Good. Fuck 'em. They wanted this, now they get to suffer for it.

Your bosses are consciously taking advantage of your loyalty. Don’t be their bitch. Leave, and tell your coworkers to do the same. They’ll thank you, eventually.

They truly believe that somehow THIS will be the billionaire to save them.

It even plays a happy little tune while it does it.