You have their number? Fuckin’ get after it

later

Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?

I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.

It’s like people spotted him at the diner

“is that the worm guy?”

And he’s just like

“…what?”

Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out when it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.

They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.

Hell yeah. No more plastic, aerosols, costs a fraction of those 8-blade washing boards, and gives me at least as good a shave after a little practice. Zero regrets.

I’ve met more than one that thinks you speak Mexican

lol, the plates are empty. “Thanks but no.”

Kombucha lady, her face disgusted. Kombucha lady, her face intrigued.

slow clap

Even KenM would envy this.

“You can’t handle my neutrinos, traveller!”

Cute joke was cute. Imma go make a new mod on Tast Fracker now.

Updating the balance after granting the wish is bad practice. This genie is begging for a reentrancy attack.

That’s good. Everyone can read base 1.

This is fucking hilarious. Y’all are weird.

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

… I like those odds.

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You can’t fool me.

I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.