How exactly does a person have a photo of awkward, undeserving existence?

I can do that.

And insurance companies

When my gym instructor told me I’d be getting swole. This isn’t what I had in mind.

Don’t forget the snacks!

Oh you voted Kamala, well there’s your claim. Me I don’t like when propaganda teams try to discredit a simple opinion.

Gee I wonder who this guy(male) voted for

Unironically, nobody believes PB.

They scissor

My man gets the joke

Shit

If only the trolley had the power to stop in place.

Do you sacrifice the rome to save the rome?

Fox News was attacking avocado toast? Why don’t they just report the news??

What idiot was calling you entitled and lazy?

I feel like I’m supposed to be somewhere but I can’t remember.

Why do you people always have to make it about politics??

Just hear me out, what if instead it was our chicken?

Don’t you mean get “Us” a rotisserie chicken?

No lives were lost on factory grounds, or as a result of having been exposed to active machinery. We have lawyers!