It’s not theft if it was given.

What if you wear underpants over your pants? Does that makes pants overpants underpants pants.

Don’t worry, you will hear them long before you see them.

Our city offers email reminders the day before pickup, showing what items will be picked up that week.

Sorry, that would be fake news.

I knew Old Mother Hubbard was hitting the bottle. Need to with that many kids.

I thought it was straight Bailey’s.

Slime mould would be a better CEO.

The more you know, the more you realise you don’t know.

Peter File.

*there is

Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.

That is the lamest thing I have ever heard.

How about “hold my beer…”

This is about Canada burning it down a second time.

You forgot, be a bigoted racist.

Deleted my account, so nothing.

Simple, just put on a MAGA hat.

The peasants don’t need to know where I’m going.

Ya, but is she a gymnast?