FMLA. But that’s unpaid.

I don’t know about that. He took like four months off for cancer treatment. And he’s going to need to take more off for more treatment. Not sure how you can hide that from your employer.

Haha. That would be too sensible.

Some toilets have that little clip thing that’s supposed to clean the toilet everything you flush.

There’s no shame in being part of the minority.

Aren’t the auto flush toilets using motion sensors? Perhaps I am mistaken.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t wash my hands in the toilet.