Well he did only work 6 days in his life

Ohhhhh jeez… I didn’t even consider that

So they’ve broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top… yeah… that sucks

Did that guy get back on his custom yacht yet?

You speak a lot of truth, and something I subconsciously know I should have been doing.

How do you recommend I do it? Buy an external HDD/SSD and manually copy everything across once a week or so?

I had the same on my 5 year old gaming rig. Turns out only thing blocking it was TPM being disabled. I reluctantly upgraded, as I have too many files on my PC needed for my wife’s visa process, as well as a 2 year old toddler, so I really don’t currently have the time to sort through, and backup all the files, and then install Linux.

Don’t threaten me with a good time Apple.

It’s just empty threats though. The EU market is bigger than America (considering population sizes only), there is no way they’d give up on that

They’re consistently rated as one of the most trustworthy news sources, so I trust them more than most news organisations

That’s good to know. Mint was going to be my distro of choice

Shadow retirement fund

Awesome, thanks for the insight. I was actually looking at Linux Mint myself. I need around 4Gb on a USB to boot it, correct?

They are all my personal laptops from different parts of my past, that I just never threw away when I upgraded

2, though they are both quite old

I really need to stop putting it off and install Linux on my PC and laptops

Reminds me of this

The obvious follow up is, how can I, help to hasten the decline

By ingesting it’s own slop?

You have a lovely pair of… apples

But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

I guess the answer they are going for is slice the apples straight through, horizontally, 1/3 the way up from the bottom, so you have 2/3, 1/3, 2/3, and 1/3 apple portions. Then you give 1 person the 2 1/3 portions, and the other 2 get one of the 2/3 portions each.

But we all know the actual answer people are thinking of