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Still good, but sad that it’s Coke now.

Especially when it’s playing Flight of the Valkyries.

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

They could even extend their reach to the stars above.

Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!

Turns out all his songs were Al generated. Sad.

Joke’s on you, I’m lying down.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

CAPTCHA stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”, so yeah.

Apr 19, 2006 for me.

I miss when the most watched video was Evolution of Dance.

Is this the setup to a Mitch Hedberg joke?

“They never did, but they still don’t.”

Too appropriate to not post.

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/treatment/

Cheesecake Truck

I dunno, is that long enough?

Edit: Only 3.865 million years

Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you’re not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.

The big argument is coming. It’s just a matter of time before one of you blows up.

Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?

I like John Hodgman’s suggestion: Couples should sleep in two beds, in two villas, separated by a reflecting pool.

I mean, I would like it if I could afford it.

ICE stands for Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics.